My father has the hardest time with it ~ generally our conversations go like this:
Dad: Hey, Ness would you like some sword fish?
Me: Dad I don't eat animals
Dad: Its fish
Me: No thanks
Dad: Can I get you some lobster salad on a cracker?
Me: Dad, I don't eat meat
Dad: Its not meat its lobster.
Me: I don't eat anything that was living or came from something living.
Dad: Its not living any more
Me: Can I have some hummus?
Dad: There is cheese there for you too
Me: Thanks, but I'll have the hummus
AN HOUR LATER
Dad: You should come and see these steaks ~ they are done perfectly
Me: No thanks ~ have you tried the Tofu Thai Satay I made?
Dad: I just had some bacon wrapped scallops ~ you should have some they are real good
Me: I'm sure they are.
So for my birthday instead of cooking a cake that is so/so I want to order one from the best vegan bakery on the Planet ~ Babycakes in NYC! To help prove my point - food doesn't have to contain animals to be awesome! Their baked goods are the holy grail of vegan goodies -- I would crawl on my hands and knees to eat their cupcakes. So I told my parents I would take care of the cake ~ one problem ~ I forgot to order my own Birthday cake! Who does that. I missed the deadline for shipping overnight and now have posted on Facebook to see if anyone I know is driving this way from NYC on Saturday or Sunday. OY! Fingers crossed that this happens! I have a Hail Mary call into a friend who is a baker locally to see if she can make me one hell of a cake - made with agave and gluten free.
Ok - now I'm starving for some cake - DAMMIT! -
Those cupcakes look devine.
ReplyDeleteWhere are you Vanessa? I live in NYC and if you're on my way to my brother's in NJ or something of the like, I'll make a pit stop for your birthday!
ReplyDeleteHi Vanessa, I am jumping up and down to have found you! I thought I was the only vegetarian with a Lap-band in the whole world! I'm not vegan (anymore), but I have been a vegetarian since I was 19 (almost 19 years - holy fuck, Batman!). I am laughing at your dad story. My family has always been very supportive, but they do like to make fun of me and my two veggie daughters at family meals. I always say, "Oh, good. Now we've gotten to the part of the meal where we make fun of the vegetarians." My grandma is also a vegetarian (inspired by me, I think). She's 82. Anyway, I am so happy to have found you and I can't wait to catch up on your blog.
ReplyDeleteBTW I was banded in February of 2010 and lost 114 lbs. I'm now at goal and I feel great!
I also have pet chickens. I wouldn't eat eggs that didn't come from my backyard.
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Jammy! Thanks so much! I'm out in East Hampton - the opposite direction. I'm considering driving in and doing a 4hr round trip!
ReplyDeleteThose look and sound amazing. I would order them (or hell, even just a couple) anyway, you still deserve some cake for your birthday!
ReplyDeleteHi!
ReplyDeleteIm your newest follower! Im not banded yet, but have my consult tomorrow so, I hope to be soon! I dont know anyone with the band so I decided to do some googling to "meet" people that have it!
I started a blog too (http://crystalslapband.blogspot.com/) but there isnt much there yet. Hope to have a lot to write about soon!
I used a really good vegan chocolate cake recipe for my "vegetarian" unit with my students.. If you want it let me know and I will find it or at least try to.
ReplyDeleteI also could give you a vegan buttercream recipe which you can make whatever flavor...vanilla, chocolate, peanut butter....
Oh man, I'd do a drive to bring you cupcakes for a day in East Hampton! lol I haven't been out that way in years. Have a happy birthday. Shout if you come to the city! jammydance@gmail.com
ReplyDelete-Ivy
Ivy! Thanks so much! I found someone local to make my cake. I'll be in nyc in the fall - I stay in the west village at my cousin's place. I def give you a shout!
ReplyDeleteHi there
ReplyDeleteI just found your blog and I am laughing so hard I nearly peed my pants...the convo with your dad is so funny and just like a dad to not fully understand or want to hold out that his daughter would still eat meat...so funny....
Anyway I was banded 3-31-11 and am down 50 lbs and am your newest folower. Happy Birthday and I so hope you can get your cake. BTW the bakery sounds awesome and will try it the next time I am in NYC. Oh and I love recipes and new products so post away as I will be following.