The Fat Girls Prayer

God grant me the strength to turn away from my wants and lean in to my needs.  
Give me the will to continue to fight when I no longer want to.
Let my jeans zip up and let no one notice how I am puffier than I was.
Please take this heavy weight off my light spirit. 

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.